Terminator Bike

warning:these bikes are veeeeeeeeeeeeeery dangerous p.s they shoot kill

The Humans are Dead

I kicked one they are dead. The humans are dead. <- actual quote from robots. Robots can be dangerous be careful.

Coca-robot

Yo wanna drink. come to me and i'll give you one! That good? mmmm.

K-9 made a do do

K-9 is a robot from another dimension. Dogs must be extinct in that dimension because he is not fluffy. His ears are radars, he can pick up low flying airplane signatures. He is a tin head!

Unicron is not a Unicorn

Unicron is a very famous robot from the 1980's Transfromers animated movie. Unicron was a robot that crushed other planets with its tusks and ate them.

WARNING: Unicron will eat anything that gets in its way.

Johnny Five

is Alive! He is also an 80s robot that used to work for the army until he went rogue to cruise the streets and generally short circuits and read books real quick

Types of Robots

There are may types of robots. When you build a robot at home make sure you have a parent with you just encase of any electric shocks. Some robots come out well or they work for a little while and break. Some robots turn out to be good fun, but some break often. C3p0 was not fun, he was annoying.

Robots from the Home

Certain robots you can use at home. This robot is full of low fat cream. It shoots from the canon into your coffee pot. How convenient! It also travels on train tracks, so you have to live in a train station. It took the Canadian government 4 billion dollars to make this robot and gave it away in a Tim Hortons roll up the rim to win competition.

It is O-some

Facts about Robots

Did you know...
1) Robots only eat oil
2) There is a robot in America that picks ripe oranges and leaves the unripe behind
3) robots have monkey brains
4) Thers is a robot in China that restocks the shelves in stores at night!
5) Robots are very dangerous in the wrong hands (like mojo jojo)